Vampires Suck...Literally

by: Jessica Wood
The much anticipated Vampires Suck movie, directed by Jason Friedberg, opened August 18. Vampires Suck is a comedic spoof on the Twilight saga, rated PG-13 for crude sexual content and comic violence.
Becca (Jenn Proske) is a normal teen girl who is torn between two boys, Edward Sullen (Matt Lanter) and Jacob White (Chris Riggi.) Before she makes her decision, Becca must get around her overprotective father and deal with teen drama with as prom quickly approaches.
San Francisco Chronicle Peter Harlaub said, “The fact that Vampires Suck is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle.”
Vampires Suck was a flop from many critics’ opinions. “Non-Twilight fans would be better off surfing YouTube,” said Boston Globe critic Natalie Southwick.
Many users on Yahoo found Vampires Suck a waste of money as well as unentertaining. Yahoo user Nunya Bizniz said, “Don’t waste your money on this movie. All of the good parts are in the trailers and spoilers you see on YouTube and the movies’s website.”
Vampires Suck was definitely a waste of money. My friends and I were among many viewers who were excited to see a movie that made fun of Twilight, and it definitely was not worth the ticket. The movie started off somewhat mediocre then went to horrible.
My advice is don’t waste the eight bucks; wait for it to come out on DVD. I would give this movie a one out of five stars. This movie left me very disappointed.